J is For…

Esmeralda: Come back, I said.
Lil C: Why?!
Esmeralda: Has anyone seen my eye…
Feature: …of newt?
Esmeralda: …glasses.
Feature: Here they are.
Casey: I thought you preferred rose-colored because, you know, the children.
Esmeralda: Glass darkly rhymes with sparkly.
Casey: Is this where you launch into your lecture about the evils of glitter?
Esmeralda: All that glitters is not gold. Sometimes it’s a spark from a high-heeled boy.
[insert sound of clomping]

Shouldn't the arc of justice bend in the direction of rainbows?